Cows that Type and Throw a Party

Once upon a time, there was a big farm in the middle of the land.  And the cows could type.  And the farmer was furious.  So the farmer called the policeman.  But the policeman said it's wasn't a problem.  So the farmer said to the cows, if you don't stop typing, I'm going to send you to animal jail.  So that night all of the cows went for an emergency meeting.  They had a plan.  They said that they would stop typing if the farmer would stop blaming them.  So the farmer finally said that that was a good deal.  The farmer stopped blaming the cows and the cows stopped typing.

One day there was a big earthquake, but they were all safe.  The farmer had started to be really nice to the cows.  They were all really happy.  Then the cows wanted to have a surprise.  They found out that it was the farmer's birthday.  One day the farmer was in his house, the cows sneaked away and got birthday supplies at the store.  When the farmer was gone the next day, they blew up balloons and made a cake, and hid in his house.  When he came  home, the cows jumped out of the his house and said, "Happy Birthday Farmer!"  They had a really nice time at the party, and they all lived happily ever after.  The end.